Carol Burnett

Charlotte Kensington

Dabney Coleman

Tyler Cane

Gregory Harrison

Torch

Teri Garr

Talon Kensington

Charles Grodin

Cane Kensington

Luis Ávalos

Juan

Pat Corley

Earl Duke

Valerie Mahaffey

Tiffany Kensington

Anthony Heald

Kevin Kensington

Teresa Ganzel

Bobbi Jo Bobb

Bill Paxton

Billy Joe Bobb

Jerry Van Dyke

Tucker Agajanian

Charles Keating

Charles

Melanie Chartoff

Desiree DeMornay

Michael Richards

2nd Henchman

J.E. Freeman

1st Henchman

Jeffrey Jones

Mr. Acme

Louise Latham

Ethel Duke

Natalie Gregory

China Kensington

Tom Poston

Doc Parseghian

Henry Darrow

Commandante

Tammy Lauren

Candy Cane

Dakin Matthews

Prosecutor

Raye Birk

Mr. Loats

Jack Kehler

Sergeant Cooper

Mary Anne Dorward

Female Newsperson

George D. Wallace

Judge Henry Bejajian

Thomas Hill

Mr. Crowther

Bill McIntyre

Bailiff

Todd Susman

Sergeant Dobbs

Troy Curvey Jr.

Troy

Terry Beaver

1st Guard in Visiting Room

Raleigh Bond

Organ Store Manager

Greg Lewis

2nd Guard in Cellblock

Peter Jolly

Mall Policeman

Mike Jolly

1st Policeman

Robert Hanley

2nd Policeman

Mitch Kalamian

Jeff Bleckner

Director

Mark Ganzel

Writer

Barry Kemp

Writer

Michael Petryni

Writer

Mark Ganzel

Associate Producer

R.W. Goodwin

Producer

R.W. Goodwin

Executive Producer

Barry Kemp

Executive Producer

Jay Kleckner

Associate Producer

Jolie Shartin

Associate Producer

John Morris

Original Music Composer

Andrew Chulack

Editor

Robert Steadman

Director of Photography

Molly Lopata

Casting

Tommy Goetz

Production Design